Tonight's Bachelor Pad was CRAZY!!! We start right away with the drama. Everyone is still high off Ames leaving for Jackie but it doesn't last long. Immediately people start thinking about who is going to be the next to go. Blake and Melissa are at it again and she is all upset about him and Holly flirting. She even goes to Holly to complain, which was hilarious to watch. Drama always going on in the house but back to business. With that, the first order of business is the competition.
Synchronized Swimming. Girls vs. Guys. This pretty much says it all. Each team gets a coach who teaches them their routine. The girls, in usually fashion, all state why they will be good at it and why they will win the rose. One or more cheered, did gymnastics, swam...blah blah blah. All that fails to explain why they were terrible at this competition. It was funny to watch don't get me wrong but all together the girls were terrible.
Judges: some Olympic gold medalist, which is important but more importantly the winners of Bachelor Pad 1: Natalie Getz and David Good are judging. Natalie, always looking so cute, and Dave help watch the contestants to decide who will get the rose. The girls were the first to go and it was hilarious to watch the guys stand there in shock of how bad their routine was. Erica rose saying she never learned to dive and wasn't going to learn now provided comic relief. Also, the way she couldn't keep up was funny but she played it well. Natalie and Dave give mention to Vienna and Holly but Michelle ends up winning the rose.
The guys: their practice was hilarious and they were dedicated to this. It shows them practicing outside and even in the bedroom. Their routine proved to be successful. It was in sync and very well. And the fact that they all had on different colored speedos made it easier to watch. The girls all talk about Jake in the ITM stating how good he looked during the competition, meaning that he looked comfortable with the whole synchronized swimming deal. Michael wins the rose for the guys and the dates begin.
Michelle takes Blake, Kasey, and Graham on her date to a winery. She first talks to Blake and explains to him that if he doesn't get the drama under control he will be the next to go home. Michelle is polite about it all and Blake takes it to heart and eventually does get Melissa under control. We never see her talk to Kasey but that's not to say it didn't happen. She gives the rose to Graham (obvious) and they talk and make out a little. They are such a cute couple and I wish them the best in the future.
Michael picks Vienna, Ella, and Holly (again obvious choice) to go on his date with him. This seemed to be a fun date until enters mood killing Vienna. They come to a place and realize they are going to get to ride horses. Everyone grabs their helmet and climbs onto to a horse. Ella even states she loves to ride and she was excited that not only did she get out of the house but she couldn't think of anything better to do. Vienna complains from the get go. She states: it is so hot, I don't want to wear a helmet, it is so hot, I am so sweaty, this is terrible, it is so hot...and on and on and on. Again, Ella states in her ITM that Vienna is killing the mood on this date. After all that, they get to eat where we see Holly get the rose, again. Why Michael why? Holly goes on and on about how she thinks they would be better off as friends but she might still kind of have feelings and she isn't sure where this is all going. She needs to make up her mind for Michael's sake. The poor guy is hanging on her every word. Brett Michaels comes in his tour bus and sings "Every Rose has its Thorn" where Holly and Michael again talk about their feelings. Again, nothing is resolved.
Next is drama. Everyone talking strategies. Erica and Melissa are on the move. Jake is on the move (as always). and Blake knows it might be him too. Jake makes moves trying to get Kasey off. Erica and Melissa get into about who is talking to who and why they would vote for whoever. Eventually the girls make up and decide that Blake is no good for Melissa because he is a "boy" and she needs a "man" and decide that they want Jake around so they must vote for Kasey. Somewhere in between all that Kasey gives Vienna a promise ring to celebrate their 6 month anniversary. Her response is "that's not an engagement ring is it?" Yes, that is what all guys want to hear when they are trying to do something nice for the woman they love. Kasey reacted better than most (ok normal) guys would have. Then he sings, and if you watched his season of The Bachelorette with Ali, you would know this guy isn't meant to sing. It is bad. I know we had all blocked that out but it came back during this episode. Kasey, you should find another way to express yourself because singing isn't the best way!
Best part of the night: William, who is never shown, never speaks, and is totally cute, is shown giving Kasey the bad news that there is a good chance that he will be going home tonight. William, I hate for you.
Anyway, in typical Kasey and Vienna fashion they run around accusing people of going behind their back and yelling and crying and blah blah blah.
Ending: The girls are all safe since 2 left last week. One guy must go home since Ames left last week. All are given roses except Jake and Kasey (typical tv standard to make it dramatic) and in the worst ending of all time we see Chris Harrison saying "Kasey" and it cuts to "The Mask" swimming in the pool while the credits role. Nothing. Nothing about next week. Nothing about the ending. It was on twitter that we will see all the drama in full force next week. So it better be good Mike Fleiss. It better be good!!
Until next week, I will update if I find any goodies out!! I'm pretty excited for fall shows to start...and football!!
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